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Seen in an upscale New Jersey grocery store: skinny woman, mid thirties, expensive blonde hair, wearing clingy fleece pants and a "Juicy Bling Bling" t-shirt. We checked the field guide and concluded that we'd spotted a Mid-Atlantic Trophy Wife. While not all that rare in this part of the country they rarely leave their nests, and never for unprepared food, relying on their mates and attendants for forage.