Tastes Like the Holidays
Last year there was just Turkey & Gravy, but this year Jones Soda Co. is offering four side dishes: Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potato & Butter, Fruitcake, and (thank God) Cranberry. Even the makers aren't fond of all this stuff. And as for you, if you don't like this sort of thing, perhaps you'd like the chance to do better.
